Sunday, July 16, 2006

THE KING IS BACK

Hi everyone, I'm so sorry I've been away for a while, there have been technical problems with my blog but I've managed to get all the gremlins, or should I say Oat Granolas, out of the system and we're back up and running!!!

And look, the world's favourite super hero is back as well...

It's the Flaked Avenger!!!



See how the Flaked Avenger arms himself with the powerful Spoon of Cornulon. It provides him with sight beyond sight. His dead mentor, Flakeora, guides him spiritually with the Spoon of Cornulon and it warns hime when his nemesis, Dr Oat Granola is on the scene. Dr Granola is currently hatching a secret plan to use fragments of the planet Cornulon which landed as meteorites on planet Earth, as weapons to drain the Flaked Avenger of his powers.



"Wherever there is injustice, you will find me.
"Wherever cornflakes are attacked, I will go.
"Wherever gone-off milk resides, I will be.
"I AM THE FLAAAAAKED AVENGER"


Keep on breakfasting everybody!!! I love you all - and this time I hope to be back for good!!!!!

The CORNFLAKE KING!!!!

WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 Comments:

At 8:10 PM, Anonymous The Flaked Avenger said...

I would like to use my special powers to formally welcome you back Cornflake King.

The Flaked Avenger,
Planet Earth

 
At 8:08 AM, Anonymous Mr C. Leanbundies. said...

None of your photos upload.

You should have taken a longer holiday.

Yours disgustedly Mr C. Leanbundies.

 
At 8:38 AM, Anonymous Mozart said...

Thank goodness you're Bach.

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh god

I thought we'd seen the last of this abomination.

Oswyn, North Wales

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here we have a desperate and futile attempt to claw back some credibility with a repetitive blog entry and pictures that can't be viewed - is this supposed to win back your readers? I doubt it. You've lost it CK, I'm off to find another cereal-based blog.

disgruntled,
Epping

 
At 8:18 PM, Blogger Cornflake King said...

Hi Disgruntled!!
I think you'll find the technical problems that have afflicted this site are now well and truly over and done with. I'm touching cornflakes now but things should be back on track baby!!

Let's do this!! WOOOOOO!!!

Keep on breakfasting!!

CK

 
At 1:00 AM, Anonymous THE LAUGHORIST said...

A hearty-breakfast welcome back from North America. A cornucopia of greetings to you, CK!

 
At 5:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excellent, love it! »

 

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