Give me my cornflakes!!
It's half past seven and I want a bowl of CORNFLAKES!!!!
AARRGGHHHH!!!! Give them to me now!!!
Hi everyone, how are you all?? I'm sorry for not posting since last week - I've been on a grand tasting tour of the north east of England, one of the world's formost cornflake areas. A cornflake gastronome's paradise no less. They even make their ale out of flakes. Mmm mmm...
Ian wanted me to show you what he gets up to in the morning, before Tim goes off to work.
So first he has to get up at 5.30am to be able to give me MY CORNFLAKES at 7.30am (see above).
Then he does his bit in the bathroom. I was able to get a shot of him shaving.
After that, Tim has to go to work - he's got a new job doing some marketing for a cereal box design company and seems to be enjoying it to be honest. I think it sounds a bit boring and as it's not for Kellogg's it can't be that good. But I wouldn't tell Tim that. He'd be destroyed.
"Bye Tim, have a nice day", that's what we shout when he leaves. Then Ian GIVES ME MY CORNFLAKES!!!
I hope everyone has a fantastic day!! It's great to be back!!!
KEEP ON BREAKFASTING EVERYBODY!!!
The Cornflake King.
posted by Cornflake King @ 8:01 AM
25 comments
25 Comments:
Hi
I hate this website and think it should be shut down.
Steve, West Bromwich
I find this blog irritating and offensive.
Garel, Cardiff
To me, it's gratuitous and facile.
Brian, Cardiff
Garel, Brian,
Thanks for your comments. I take a not of all criticism and endeavour to ensure that improvements are made. Many people do not find this blog irritating or offensice. Many more do not find it gratuitous or facile.
Maybe you both just need a good bowl of cornflakes to set you up for the day.
Keep on breakfasting guys!!
CK
In my considered opinion, this blog is juvenile and irresponsible.
Lembit, Mid Wales
Two words spring to my mind: unsavoury and parochial.
Wyndham, Pontypridd.
Uh Oh, looks like the walls of flake and milk have come crashing down at Cornflake Towers.
Habib, Norwich
There's little else to this blog other than nonsense and preposterousness.
Amanda, Cardiff.
Hey!!
Why does everyone hate this blog all of a sudden??!! I have nothig but love and flakey affection for the world.
I'd just like to say, Keep on breakfasting folks!!
All the very best.
CK
Dear Cornflake King,
I'm going into exile, though I find wherever I go, the laughter quickly stops and is replaced by angry judgment. That sucks, especially since bright days are best begun with a bowl of cornflakes. Oh, well. Goodbye.
The reason everyone hates your blog is because it's rubbish and shit.
Rhodri, Cardiff Bay.
Why is this hated? Because it's ignorant and unimaginative.
Kelly, Tonteg.
Brightdayler,
Don't go into exile. I think I speak for everyone in the cornflake world when I say that we love your presece on this blog. You are one of the greatest visitors we have, it brightens our day.
Keep on breakfasting!!
CK
Can I just say to all my abusers today... Feel the love flakes everybody, feel the love.
CK
NO WAY MAN!
PLEASE DO YOU WAIT ONE MINITE! I AM HERE ON BLACKBERRY WAITING FOR MATCH V GANA AND I FIND MANY PEOPLES SAYING THE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY FREND CORNFLAKE KING. I SAY, NO WAY MAN! GIVE IT A BREAK. ME AND THE SELECAO, WE HAVE MANY CORNFLAKE THIS MORNING TO READY FOR GAME.
KAKA
Hey Kaka!!
Good luck to you today. My cornflakes are crossed for you and your teammates - I'm sure you can do the business against Ghana!!
Keep on breakfasting everybody!!!
CK
If you're looking for words to describe this blog, look no further than overrated and crass.
Stifyn, Cardiff
Hey Cornflake King...you commented on my blog a few weeks ago (you were actually the first to comment ever...thanks for that) and i think this is a GREAT site (screw those guys) so I've made a link to it on my blog...hope you don't mind! keep up the cornflaking!
-Kerry:)
The man, he says, don't post pictures of cornflake boxes in bed on the internet. It's overstepping the mark.
Hi A chuisle!!
Thanks for your words of support!! If I knew how to put a link to your blog on mine I would!!
Keep on breakfasting!!
CK
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