FREE AT LAST!!!
For the past four months I have been a political prisoner.
Tim and Ian have locked Crunchy Durden and myself behind bars. We had done nothing wrong, but Tim and Ian's paranoia had set in. They believed Crunchy Durden's growing influence on me was corrupting my reign as Cornflake King. Cornflake Towers has been in turmoil, but at last yesterday, a ruling by the Supreme Court of Cornflake Rights pronounced us both innocent. And I returned to my throne as the rightful king.
Boy oh boy did we party!!! Woo hoo!
I started off with a can or six of Cornsberg in my royal parlour. I helped it along with a nice celebratory bowl of popcorn.
Then me and Crunchy Durden popped down the Flaked Lion, our local pub, for a spot of champers with the lads in the VIP room. We had a blast.
Unfortunately, things got out of hand, Crunchy Durden and me were sparko by the end of the night and if you look carefully you can see we've both been sick as we passed out.
Boy it's great to be free and it's great to be back.
Tim and Ian have vanished. I don't know where they are. And Crunchy Durden is still going on about "Project Cornflake" whatever that is.
By the way, I've decided to bestow the honour of Member of the Cornflake Empire upon Monty Panesar for his wonderful bowling performance against Australia in the first innings at Perth. Well done Monty!!!
It's good to say this,
KEEP ON BREAKFASTING EVERYBODY!!!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!